What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 07:19

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read